The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to like this post

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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to poop a penny every year

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!