The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!