The power to be a woman

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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Being a freemason

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to control sloths

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!