The ability to police irony

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to die when you are happy

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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the power to get sick

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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Taekwondo

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power of micro penis.

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Nihat Do?an

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!