the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to fail

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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Stop clapping

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Being a freemason

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!