Third armpit.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to not do it.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the power to be super ugly

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!