The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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make youself dumb

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to be dead

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!