The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to start time.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!