- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

Nipple Radar.

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

the ability to manually control your breathing

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The power to know who farted at any time.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to freeze ice

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The ability to be Edward Cullen

the power to fart your way to the moon

Pointless Super Powers