The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to see forever

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to fail

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to be fireproof under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!