The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to be dead

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to create shit

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!