- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

Having the power of a normal human

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to touch your toes

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power of self mind control

the power to turn O2 into CO2

Pointless Super Powers