The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to clean

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!