The power to vomit through your anus.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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Meatvision.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to see forever

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the ability to become black.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!