The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to count to potato

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The ability to only fart in public

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to read captchas

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to itch your teeth

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!