The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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To pee standing up.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to create powers

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!