- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

the power to be super ugly

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to turn water into wine.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

Pointless Super Powers