The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The ability to change races.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!