the power to count from A to purple

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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Third armpit.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power of being pointless

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The Power to Power

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!