The power to see who is writing these powers

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!