- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to smell sounds

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to forget you have a super power.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to freeze ice

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The abilty to go through water.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

the power to get in the van

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

Pointless Super Powers