The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!