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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to live.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power of writte with our feets.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the ability to see through air

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The power of women's rights.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!