the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to live.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!