The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power of love

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!