the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to think of food

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to make asians smart

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through glass

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The power to see through air

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!