The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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32% Levitation.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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to die when you are happy

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to die when you change emotions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!