The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to see through insects.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to never get drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!