The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the power to breath through your skin.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!