The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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swear words -jesse

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!