The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to eat food.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!