- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to grow one wing

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to mind reeds

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to see when the lights are on

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to write a country song

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to fall up.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

the power to any ugly person love you.

Pointless Super Powers