The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to fart in technicolor.

Power to make it rain sideways.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

the power to hear a dog whistle

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!