The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power of bullet atraction

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!