The abilty to go through water.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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the power to sit

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!