the power to be able to blow air

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The ability to change races.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!