The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to take a s*** on people

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The ability to read your own mind

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to not be color blind.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The ability to evolve into magickarp

the power to fly, but only when you poop

the power to find a needle in a haystack

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!