The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to have a power.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the power to sit

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!