Everything Hawkeye does

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to never get drunk

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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To pee standing up.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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Acid pee

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to create powers

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!