To shit bricks.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!