the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power of learning

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the power to turn into a tree

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to think of food

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!