The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

thumb_up thumb_down +169

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

thumb_up thumb_down +131

The power to stick your head up your ass

thumb_up thumb_down +121

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

thumb_up thumb_down +121

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

thumb_up thumb_down +121

The power to waste money

thumb_up thumb_down +119

the power to be able to speel ronj

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to grow one wing

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to mind reeds

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to never get drunk

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

thumb_up thumb_down +99

the power to youtube poop

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The useless power to write about useless powers...

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +93

the power to shit with your mouth

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to eat ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!