The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to watch tv

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to create powers

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!