The power to think of food

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!