The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power drown in water

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read your own mind.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to not see ads

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!