The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The ability to change races.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to grow one wing

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!