The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to breath at will.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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Being a freemason

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!