Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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Stop clapping

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to plank

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the power to see into the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!