Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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Meatvision.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to see forever

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!