The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to have a V8

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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to die when you are happy

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!