to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!