The power to see through windows

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!