The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to walk on two legs

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!