The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the power to die at will

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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A healing punch

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The power to take a crap.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to explode on the moon

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power of micro penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!