the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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to be shitty

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!