you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to have no powers

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!