- Pointless Super Powers

The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to develop diseases.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

the powre to spel

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

the power to get sick

The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

The power to smell a fart upwind.