- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

the power to eat people :D

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

The power to explode on demand.

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to instantly die

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to see what's behind you.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

Pointless Super Powers