Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the ability to see through air

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The power drown in water

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The ability to see through insects.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!