The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to push "pull" doors

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!