- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having the power to stand still

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

Super-slowness

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to have a power

The power to become black!

To pee standing up.

The power to think of pointless powers.

the power to send text messages while driving

the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

the ability to solve paradoxes

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

Pointless Super Powers