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The power to breathe oxygen.
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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.
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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed
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The power to have knowledge of your power.
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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will
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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping
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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.
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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster
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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.
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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother
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The power to love Justin Bieber
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To be able to summon old people
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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you
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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.
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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...
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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.
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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.
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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.
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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.
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The power to have a power
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The power to let someone control your dick
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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.
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The power to start time.
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The power to never get drunk
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!